Published : 2024 Genre : Bizarro Pages : 167

“The Vatican , all but confirmed the arrival of a new savior . However , the new Jesus fella was still a little pissed off about what the Romans did and what not .”

Summary : Shortly after the events of the first Dookie novel everything in Dragon Valley has gone to shit . Everyone is afraid , broke , and working from home watching tv leaving them more afraid , broke , and less likely to leave home . Dookie and his crew have gone underground still dealing with the Ass demons and Ass lickers . They get some info on their missing buddy Sausage and set off on a mission to rescue their comrade in arms . Filled with demons , masturbating politicians , and our lovable group of badass weirdos , what more could you want from a sequel ?

“Farm crime has hit a record high due to milk prices . Suckling criminals are busted daily at the teets of farmers cows , trying to gain their much needed vitamin D.”

Review : So to start off , like the first book this one was gifted to me by the original author ( to whom I am most grateful ) , I don’t think it’s added a bias to me but we gotta be straight up here . I think if you liked the first one then you’ll like this one . It’s funny , violent , and just the right flavor of weird . I’d recommend it for anyone with a taste of the more vulgar side of entertainment but if you got a weak stomach maybe you should skip it .

“Oh er , I’m sorry guys , I didn’t mean to get in the way . I’m Li’l Riri . I’m soooooo sorry ! I stowed away because I heard you were heading here and I wanted to help find my friend .”

Recommendations : Books

1. Dookie by Tony Kearns (obviously!)
2. Quicksand House by Carlton Mellick III
3. The Green Berets by Robin Moore
4. The Midwich Cuckoos by John Wyndham
5. Red Devil by David Saperstein
6. This Crowded Earth by Robert Bloch
7. Rosemary’s Baby by Ira Levin
8. The Screwtape Letters by C.S, Lewis
9. Gladiator by Philip Gordon Wylie
10. Horns by Joe Hill

Songs

1. Diamond Eyes – Shinedown
2. Voices – Rev Theory
3. Chickin Huntin’ – Insane Clown Posse
4. My Name Is – Eminem
5. Bawitdaba – Kid Rock
6. Mouth Like A Magazine – Showbread
7. I’m Awesome – Spose
8. Freestyler – Bomfunk MC’s
9. Boombastic – Shaggy
10. In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida -Iron Butterfly

Movies

1. End of Days (1990)
2. Silent Rage (1982)
3. Airplane ! (1980)
4. Thank You for Smoking (2005)
5. Major Payne (1995)
6. Army of Darkness (1992)
7. The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
8. Hell Comes to Frog Town (1988)
9. Hellbound (1994)
10. The Happening (2008)

Lesson : I’ll be damned if I can find a lesson here … um , maybe staying home isn’t the worst option ?