Genre : Bizarro fiction Pages : 158 Format : PDF Published : 2023

“Remember this guys . When it gets dark , remember this . This is the light to walk towards . Happy times . Our time .”

Summary : The book opens up with our hero Dookie ( yes , he legally changed his name to Dookie ) graduating from boot camp and heading out on his first mission . The enemy the were sent to destroy turned out not to be the threat that Dookie’s squad was led to believe so they decided to stop fighting and talk . Their enemy is dealing with a foe named the GreenBacks that Dookie’s squad had been told was not a real group . Dookie feels lied to, so he teams up with the people he was sent to kill in order to destroy the GreenBacks . As Dookie does this , him and his squad are disavowed by the Corp . Eventually, Dookie is forced back home to Dragon Valley and he takes up a security job with Hellmart . Turns out ( insert dramatic music ) it’s run by demons ! Who would’ve guessed ? Guess Dookie has a new war to fight .

“We’re sent out there to die for these lying cheating bastards ! No way ! We’re recording as usual so let’s copy it all up to the rest of the Corps Warriors and turn this fight around , eh ?”

Review : I’ll be upfront , the author sent me a copy of the book themselves , I didn’t take money to do this review but the book could be considered a gift so we will straight up about it . That being said even if it hadn’t been gifted to me I would still dig this book . You essentially got a Marine fighting literal corporate demons . How could I not like it ? If you want a well written satire with action and oddities abound then pick it up where you can !

“It’s actually true ! He’s a demon ! Evil runs this joint ! It all makes sense now .”

Recommendations : Books

1. You Always Try to Kill Me in your Dreams by Carlton Mellick III
2. Them by William W. Johnstone
3. Neuromancer by William Gibson
4. Horns by Joe Hill
5. The Green Berets by Robin Moore

Songs

1. In The Name of God – Powerwolf
2. Legion – Hammerfall
3. Tag , you’re it – Melanie Martinez
4. Hellraiser – Ozzy Osbourne
5. Bad Habit – The Offspring

Movies

1. The Expendables (2010)
2. They Live (1988)
3. Black Friday (2021)
4. Slither (2006)
5. Dog Soldiers (2002)

Lesson : Maybe you should think twice before you join an organization with Hell in the name but hey , times are tough .