Genre : Horror Format : E-book Pages : 63 Published : 2015

” I hope he found an exciting new addition for you , dear .”

Summary : In the jolly golden days a descendant of a Lord has one thing on his mind . Well , two things . Rare doll houses and sleeping with anyone that isn’t his wife . In fact , he just went and bought a one of a kind dollhouse that has enough red flags to start a communist party but he likes it so much that he ignores all the potential curses . Well , that’s his problem .

” John Thomas , my ass . That fat sod I have for a husband would rather fuck a dollhouse than his own wife …”

Review : Well , you’re not going to get much in the way of likable characters here but that’s okay . It’s a quick read with a dark sense of humor . If you want a mini haunted house story you could do worse .

” Why , your vampirical box is booby trapped , it seems !”

Recommendations : Books

1. Hellraiser : Bloodline by Peter Atkins
2. Burn , Witch , Burn by Abraham Merritt
3. Confessions of a Puppet master by Charles Band and Adam Felber
4. Magic by William Goldman
5. Conjure Wife by Fritz Lieber
6. The Marvelous Land of Oz by L. Frank Baum
7. Dilvish , The Damned by Roger Zelazny
8. The Manitou by Graham Masterton
9. Dangerous Girls by R.L. Stine
10. The Tale of the Nutcracker by Alexandre Dumas

Songs

1. Behind Closed Doors – Otis McDonald
2. Not Ready To Leave – Steven Payne
3. Obsession – Animotion
4. Unpolished * – Ghost
5. Drinking with Jesus – Fozzy
6. Double Vision – Foreigner
7. Rasputin – Boney M
8. Up Jumped The Devil – Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
9. Alive and Kicking – Nonpoint
10. December – Collective Soul

Movies

1. Dolls (1987)
2. The Puppetmaster (1989)
3. Child’s Play (2019)
4. Toy Story (1995)
5. Trilogy of Terror (1975)
6. Magic (1978)
7. The House On Haunted Hills (1959)
8. Castle Freak (1995)
9. The Haunted Palace (1963)
10. House of Dracula (1945)

Lesson : Don’t turn down sex with your wife for a dollhouse . Do I really have to say this ?