Pages : 298 Format : E-book Genre : Mystery / Comedy Published : 2012
“Even undead , I remain as handsome as ever , with the exception of the holes left by the bullet -“
Summary : In a world where the book of the dead has brought back ghosts , zombies , and all sorts of weird stuff into our lives , we are all having to learn how to adjust . One person adjusting is a P.I. named Dan Chambeaux . He is now a zombie after being murdered investigating his girlfriend’s murder ( Sheyenne , whom is now a ghost ). Now he has to investigate his own murder . He also can’t neglect his other cases which involve a mummy’s emancipation , a divorce involving a werewolf and a psychopathic businessman , a witch whose sister was turned into a pig because of a publisher’s misprint , and a vampire being harassed by human supremacists . Believe it or not , they all tie together . Dude will need a vacation after this .

“Use your Bela Lugosi thing and glamour them ?”
Review : Damn this book is funny . I mean I was expecting it to be but on almost every page there is a joke . That’s not to say there isn’t a serious story , there is one , and it’s a damn good one but the humor is off the charts . I read a few Kevin J. Anderson’s books in the past and he has always delivered , I’m happy to report that this trend is continued here . If you’re into supernatural comedies then give it a read .
“It’s not fair . Hoodlums , vandals , and murderers can just break in wherever they want , but vampires have to be invited into someone’s home .”

Recommendations : Books
- The Last Days of Krypton by Kevin J. Anderson
- Spiderweb by Robert Bloch
- Red Devil by David Saperstein
- A Gent from Bear Creek by Robert E. Howard
- Why I Married A Clown Girl From The Dimensions of Death by Carlton Mellick III
- The Pilo Family Circus by Will Elliott
- Till We Have Faces by C.S. Lewis
- Vampire Hunter D Volume 1 by Hideyuki Kikuchi
- Disclosure by Michael Crichton
- The Repossession Mambo by Eric Garcia
Songs
- On Top of the World – The Carpenters
- Muskrat Love – The Captain and Tennille
- I Write The Songs – Barry Manilow
- Looking for Love in all the Wrong Places – Johnny Lee
- Love Potion Number 9 – The Coasters
- Ghosts – Michael Jackson
- Witchcraft – Frank Sinatra
- Staying Alive – Bee Gees
- Tainted Love – Soft Cell
- Hungry Like the Wolf – Duran Duran
Movies
- Night of the Living Dead (1968)
- The Mummy (1932)
- Cast A Deadly Spell (1991)
- Tales From The Crypt : Demon Knight (1995)
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
- Angel Heart (1987)
- Army of Darkness (1992)
- The Pink Panther (1963)
- Live and Let Die (1973)
- End of Days (1999)
Lesson : Never trust a free sample .