Genre : Bizarro fiction Published : 2025 Pages : 154

“Morning Mr. Nibbles … Oh , I think I just saw a mouse down the alley there if you’re interested .”

Summary : It looks like our hero is enjoying the sheriff life . Getting friendly greetings and free food from almost everyone around , enjoying his wife , overall relaxing with the crew . Well … there is the occasional assisination attempt by God and that’s kind of a concern . Maybe him and the crew will have to break in to Heaven and deal with the issue directly . Damn , who would’ve known Heaven was in his jurisdiction ?

“The red pill will allow you to see on a higher level and expand your ability to exist in heaven . The blue pill is for Chlamydia , so you should ignore that one , it’s just part of my prescription.”

Review : I’m going to start this with off with an apology . Got this months ago and I said I’d review it but got distracted by some incredibly important things . Booze and V-tubers . All that aside , I’m glad I finally got around to it . The plot is ridiculous and fun , the characters are silly in a good way , and you can finish it in one sitting with a “SmugAlana” stream playing in the background. Thank you Tony , Love your stuff !

Recommendations : Books

1. Dookie 1 by Tony Kearns ( didn’t see that one coming )
2. Dookie 2 by Tony Kearns (well duh )
3. Dookie 3 by Tony Kearns ( of course )
4. Vampire Hunter D volume 2 by Hideyuki Kikuchi
5. Falling Angel by William Hjortsberg
6. Red Devil by David Saperstein
7. Witch World by Andre Norton
8. The Only House by Ed Wood
9. The Hellbound Heart by Clive Barker
10. Almuric by Robert E. Howard

Songs

1. Damn It Feels Good to be a Gangsta – Geto Boys
2. Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny – Lemon Demon
3. God’s Gonna Cut You Down – Johnny Cash
4. Ridin’ – Chamillionaire
5. Call On Me – Eric Prydz
6. Sippin’ On Down – Boondox
7. Nobody Praying For Me – Seether
8. Where The Hood At – DMX
9. Homies – Insane Clown Posse
10. Party Hard – Andrew W.K.

Movies

1. The Matrix (1999)
2. Event Horizon (1997)
3. Walking Tall (1973)
4. Star Trek : the motion picture (1979)
5. Legion (2010)
6. Blazing Saddles (1974)
7. The Expendables (2010)
8. Big Money Hustlas (2000)
9. The Mummy (1999)
10. Angel Heart (1987)

Lesson : Honestly it’s amazing how many problems can be solved with a gun even in Heaven .