Format : Paperback Pages : 141 Genre : Bizarro fiction Published : 2023

“YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT AT LIFE . DON’T FUCK IT UP . LOVE , MOM .”

Summary : A young man named Elias is going to college and he meets his beautiful roommate Robert (A.K.A. Roe ) because the college doesn’t know Robert is a woman . They hit it off pretty well but things start getting weird really quick . Namely there is the fact that every time she falls asleep she ends bringing Elias into her dreams . Not content with that , she keeps trying to kill him in said dreams even though she brought him there in the first place . How rude , never let this woman host a party .

“She wasn’t good for you anyway . She was infested with worms that would have made you sick and fat with babies .”

Review : Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Freddy Krueger was a hot chick ? No ? Just me ? Well , apparently the author is cool with it . It’s a creative book with some good scares and you can finish the story quickly . The only problem is he is way too accurate with how annoying college kids are . I’d recommend the novella if you want something a little different this Halloween season .

“You’re her roommate so you know what’s going on with her , don’t you ? You’ve been brought into her dreams . “

Recommendations : Books

1. Creatures of Light and Darkness by Roger Zelazny
2. Dark Water by Koji Suzuki
3. Coldheart Canyon by Clive Barker
4. A Wind Named Amnesia by Hideyuki Kikuchi
5. Let The Right One In by John Ajvide Lindqvist

Songs

1. Dream Weaver – Gary Wright
2. All I Have To Do Is DReam – The Everly Brothers
3. Freak Like Me – Halestorm
4. Everywhere I Go – Hollywood Undead
5. Undercover Angel – Alan O’Day

Movies

1. Inception (2010)
2. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5 : The Dream Child (1989)
3. Jennifer’s Body (2009)
4. Sucker Punch (2011)
5. Sleeping Beauty (1959)

Lesson : Avoid college at all cost .