by jasmithdp

Book Review : The Only House by Ed Wood

Genre : Occult / Erotica ( Smut ) Format : E-book Published : 1972

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“All we need is night and lightning to set a real horror scene .”

Summary : Shirley and Danny Carpenter are having some issues in their life . Shirley doesn’t really feel comfortable with sex and Danny finishes as soon as he starts . So Shirley decides to get some help for their intimacy issues . Where does she go with her husband to solve the problem ? Why , they go to a brothel run by a necromancer, of course . I think that wouldn’t be my first choice but to each their own .

“The pink is for you . We must always think of our bodies as exotic . Your exotic body will not be hidden when you wear that one . It will enhance all of your delights …”

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Review : Well … the sex scenes are written really well and the occult atmosphere makes everything feel a little more dangerous . The main problem of the book is Danny’s bitching , I mean come on . This is a smut book , could you try to have a good time ? Outside of that , it’s an okay book . If you’re into gimmicky smut , go ahead and give it a money shot … I mean shot .

“No … no … for God’s sake don’t ! I’ll freak . Don’t put me in that thing . I’ll freak out … I’ll go mad .”

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Recommendations : Books

  1. Demon Seed by Dean Koontz
  2. Coldheart Canyon by Clive Barker
  3. Atomic Wasteland ! by Tabitha Lovelace
  4. King of Christmas Town by Hercules West
  5. Wagner , The Wehr-Wolf by George W.M. Reynolds
  6. Tangled Moon by Darcy Branwyn
  7. Dead Until Dark by Charlaine Harris
  8. Friday by Robert A. Heinlein
  9. The Wicked , Wicked Women by Gardner Fox
  10. Two Coffins For Slocum by Jake Logan

Songs

  1. Cold Ethyl – Alice Cooper
  2. Coleus Sanctos – Powerwolf
  3. Like A Virgin – Madonna
  4. Push – Matchbox 20
  5. Bad Romance – Lady Gaga
  6. Blurred Lines – Robin Thicke
  7. Witchy Woman – The Eagles
  8. CPR – Akuma Nihmune
  9. December – Collective Soul
  10. Crimson and Clover – Tommy James

Movies

  1. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
  2. Necromania (1971)
  3. Orgy of the Dead (1965)
  4. Night of the Demons (1988)
  5. The Erotic Witch Project (2000)
  6. Fuckenstein (2012)
  7. White Zombie (1932)
  8. Hellraiser (1987)
  9. The Strangers (2008)
  10. Bound (1996)

Lesson : Brothels can work just as well as therapy .

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