Published : 2001 Format : Paperback Pages : 183 Genre : Western
“Slocum intended to take a few dollars from the miners and give them entertainment in return . If it made him richer and them poorer , that was the way of the world .”
Summary : Our hero Slocum hears about a new mining town named Bonanza . Naturally , he heads there intending to set up some gambling there . Why mine when one can play poker ? Anyways , along the way he helps Sarah June Daniels set up a bar there and then he saves a woman named Rebecca Simmons who was kidnapped by the local toll road owner . One thing leads to another and the town gets split in half over whether or not to have a railroad and also some fancy coffins led to a small civil war .
“Go on , John . Hurry . Fast . Do it fast and hard . That’s the way I want it .”
Review : This is essentially porn set in the wild west . Does the plot make sense ? Kinda , sorta , not really . Are the characters silly ? Yeah . If you’re looking for a serious western you’d look elsewhere but I think it was fun . If you don’t think too hard about it and just go with the flow it’ll work .
“Feeling as if a powder keg had been buried in his balls , he moved faster and faster until the fuse was lit and there was no turning back .”
Recommendations : Books
- The Wicked , Wicked Women by Gardner Fox
- Coldheart Canyon by Clive Barker
- Splinter of the Minds’ Eye by Alan Dean Foster
- The Quick and the Dead by Louis L’Amour
- Goldfinger by Ian Fleming
Songs
- Slow Hand – Conway Twitty
- The Streak – Ray Stevens
- El Paso – Marty Robbins
- Coleus Sanctus – Powerwolf
- Flaming Star – Elvis Presley
Movies
- Pussycat Ranch (1978)
- Lady Godiva Rides (1968)
- A Dirty Western (1975)
- Blazing Saddles (1974)
- Billy Jack (1971)
Lesson : Look this one is going to be hard … Wait , here we go . When you find out your employer travels with a coffin everywhere they go … maybe leave ?
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